"She fell in love
with our hardcore enemy.”
Street speak, India, c. 500 BCE.
(written and submitted by Halfway through the Dark)
"The one who will not,
the not who will not..”
A similar but somehow lesser version of this, which is one of my favorites.
I believed that story”
(Philips and the Monkey Pen, 2013)
(submitted by weeguttersnipe)
So, Bran Castle is a brand and it has been killed and unvampaired!
[Beth says: UNVAMPAIRED!]
(Dracula 2012, 2013)
(written and submitted by omgmikko)
"Tell me Vikram, how can I be clam?"
"As soon as you reach Benaras
you will chirp.”
(submitted by bollybubbles)
"Love ink oozing out…”
Ah, the perils of squid love!
(Love Failure, 2012)
(written and submitted by weeguttersnipe)
"All the uncles!"
This is how whoever subtitled my copy of YJHD translated “Karan Johar.”
(Yeh Jawani Hai Diwani, 2013)
(written and submitted by Bombay Talkies)
"And who the hell are these
non-entity motorbike riders?”
Great, now I’ve got ‘Ghost riders in Mumbai’ stuck in my head.
(written and submitted by Shahrukh Khan in Short Shorts)
"I had chosen a live man."
In which Mumtaz rejects Bollywood’s first zombie shaadi.
(Prem Kahani, 1975)