Paagal Subtitle

“Has the rabbit from the moon landed on the earth?”

Well, at least they are doing the rabbit dance.

(Nuvvostanante Nenoddantana, 2005)

(written and submitted by Cynthia)

“Not just that. The police has ceased the kidnapper’s vehicle.”

Homophones, amirite?

(Dangerous Ishq, 2012)

“No. Listen to me.
- Diffuse the bomb.” 

* consults dictionary*
Dif-fuse (verb): spread or cause to spread over a wide area or among a large number of people.

Yep, that’s definitely the word they mean. 

(Dangerous Ishq, 2012)

“Science says that if the distance between the sun and moon decreases there’ll hell.”

[Beth says: Is that the succinct way to say “We’ll all die in a fiery blaze of agony?”]

(Shareef Budmaash, 1973)

(submitted by SRKSRK)

“Oh breeze! Show me the cool parts of a woman.”

(Varalaaru, 2006)

(Submitted by SRKSRK)

“Ask her to cook with Mustered paste.”

(Ghare-Baire, 1984)

“How could you do such a cheep deed..”

What an awesome chick.

(Jadi Jantem, 1974)

“Actually on hearing psychiatrist perhaps people imagine Froid’s face.”

That’s enough to rattle my usual sang-Freud.

(Baksa Badal, 1970)

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I watched this song twice before posting it, and this frame was just too good to let go.

Also, ROFLMAOWTF Kunal.

Original. Submitted by @degree_kaapi

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The original

The line is “thAnE vandhu thazhuvikkondu sangathi sonnadhu yAramma”

Submitted by @iPrash